Sup? It's Cookie.


shampooped:

Ew a white people



(Source: cassmoaka)



 All new episodes of Figure It Out will be making their debut on Monday, June 11 at 6/7c! http://at.nick.com/J7pguz



humansofnewyork:

“I was trying to get a job as a waiter and they wanted a sample of my hair so they could test it for drugs. I said, ‘I’ve got no problem with that cause I don’t put drugs on my head, I put them in my nose.’”





imarlr:

osnapitzvavan:

LMFAO HAHAHAHA

YES. YES. YESSSSSSSS.

(Source: youknowimapsychic)







schneidersbakery:

Zoey 101 and Drake & Josh on the tv,

Dan Schneider’s blog on the computer.


Via Nickelodeon Kids


(Source: bryankonietzko)




  • My brain during the day: Potato, potato, ching chong tomato
  • My brain at night: I wonder why the Earth was placed exactly here and allowed us to provide a perfect climate to sustain human life.
Via PAT DOES IT


presidenthilton:

one time i was downloading the 4.6 GB discography of one of my favorite bands and i waited for like three hours and when i opened it it was full of gay porn and a .txt file that said “haha trolled u”

but the jokes on them

i love gay porn

Via take notes ladies


1256
To Tumblr, Love PixelUnion